Sure, scary stuff happens to people of all ages, but my stories and this website are intended for mature audiences.
If you're an adult, pet the monkey to enter the inner sanctum, or just click one of the page links above.
Seriously, dude - do it - pet the monkey.
WARNING: My stories and this website contain themes, images, and content intended for mature audiences. Let's play it safe and say my stuff is 18+ and NSFW.